Here's a look at some of the things people are saying about my campaign:

"A two-dimensional cartoon character could certainly do a far better job than the current occupant of the White House. Sign me up."
Rayne, from MI

"If we can elect a 61 year old with the reading level of an eight year old, surely we can elect an eight year old with the reading level of a 61 year old!"
Ron, from DC